Don't you just hate "Blonde" jokes?

Hello All,

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

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A blonde was driving her brand new sports car out in the country when she noticed another blonde in a row boat, out in the middle of a grassy field. The blonde pulls her car over to the side of the road and yells, "Hey, Hey you", to the blonde in the boat.

With this, the blonde in the boat begins to row.

The blonde on the side of the road yells, even louder, "Hey, its blondes like you that give us all a bad name."

The blonde in the boat then begins rowing even faster.

On the side of the road, the frustrated blonde then yells, "And, if I knew how to swim I would come out there and kick your butt."

Thursday Thought,

Be Safe,

Reach