If I were a,
From the fantasy pages of: “If I were a Reporter, in today’s standards of searching for distribution, my insignificant news would be”. In a true Dan Brown illusionary disclaimer, none of the succeeding is true.
With a distasteful dual, in the deliciously pleasing new club called The Plumm, Manhattan, a dueling designer and a “Man’s-man” took to a, no-holds bared, bar fight with every tattoo revealed. Well, maybe not; however, research revealed a one-two skirmish between Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose.
Thursday, the rocker and designer highlighted not only their hair, but the evening with a midnight pugil demonstration. The fracas allegedly began after the Guns N' Roses front man repositioned the drink of Hilfiger's girlfriend, D. Ocleppo. "I moved his girlfriend's drink so it wouldn't spill," Rose told the Los Angeles radio station KROQ on Friday. "It was the most surreal thing, I think, that's ever happened to me in my life." Living the life of a “Rock Star”, as Mr. Rose, this reporter could not imagine a “Bitch-Slap” to be incongruously juxtaposition pursuant a beverage movement. Yet, we are speaking of the hard hitting, notoriously reclusive heavy metal singer, voted as the “Coolest Person” in a TEEN magazine poll- right after ‘Grandparents’, October 26 2005.
"He just kept smacking me," Rose said. According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm. “I totally agree”, said ‘Vinnie’ Morte Alla Francia Italia Anelia, “who wears white after Labor Day?” Attempts to reach Brenda, the waitress serving the table in the rear of the lounge were not immediately successful. By appearance, Rose grasped the martini glass by other than the stem- not proper etiquette in the Chilton’s guide for mechanics in a tea aisatsu environment. The refreshment immediately changed to a temperature unsuitable for consumption, and, thereby offending the renowned designer.
Rose decided an impromptu performance was in order, and dedicated the song "You're Crazy" to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."
The latest reports indicate Hilfiger’s palm is still reddened, Axl’s arm remains tattoo ridden, the martini glass has been encapsulated during Rose’s Encaenia, and no fingers were pricked by Rose’s thorn.
In a late press release, Bob, the neighborhood drunk stated, “No comment”.
Reach
Ps. who used a dictionary?
With a distasteful dual, in the deliciously pleasing new club called The Plumm, Manhattan, a dueling designer and a “Man’s-man” took to a, no-holds bared, bar fight with every tattoo revealed. Well, maybe not; however, research revealed a one-two skirmish between Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose.
Thursday, the rocker and designer highlighted not only their hair, but the evening with a midnight pugil demonstration. The fracas allegedly began after the Guns N' Roses front man repositioned the drink of Hilfiger's girlfriend, D. Ocleppo. "I moved his girlfriend's drink so it wouldn't spill," Rose told the Los Angeles radio station KROQ on Friday. "It was the most surreal thing, I think, that's ever happened to me in my life." Living the life of a “Rock Star”, as Mr. Rose, this reporter could not imagine a “Bitch-Slap” to be incongruously juxtaposition pursuant a beverage movement. Yet, we are speaking of the hard hitting, notoriously reclusive heavy metal singer, voted as the “Coolest Person” in a TEEN magazine poll- right after ‘Grandparents’, October 26 2005.
"He just kept smacking me," Rose said. According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm. “I totally agree”, said ‘Vinnie’ Morte Alla Francia Italia Anelia, “who wears white after Labor Day?” Attempts to reach Brenda, the waitress serving the table in the rear of the lounge were not immediately successful. By appearance, Rose grasped the martini glass by other than the stem- not proper etiquette in the Chilton’s guide for mechanics in a tea aisatsu environment. The refreshment immediately changed to a temperature unsuitable for consumption, and, thereby offending the renowned designer.
Rose decided an impromptu performance was in order, and dedicated the song "You're Crazy" to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."
The latest reports indicate Hilfiger’s palm is still reddened, Axl’s arm remains tattoo ridden, the martini glass has been encapsulated during Rose’s Encaenia, and no fingers were pricked by Rose’s thorn.
In a late press release, Bob, the neighborhood drunk stated, “No comment”.
Reach
Ps. who used a dictionary?
posted by Reach | 3:06 PM
3 Comments:
A glance into the lives of the 'earth detached'?
Your friend and mine Mr. Boorstin described celebrities as being 'known' for their 'well-known-ness"
Many, sadly, would be better off 'less-known"?
As I thought of a topic to write, and the leading controversy at the box office, this quote was happened upon; "Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper."- Mark Twain
Thereby, an idea for today's post.
Henry, I shall comply with the tag. I am certain your day, in St. Louis, was much brighter due to those two "Goons". I hope you thanked them for their intervention. LOL
Rick, how accurate our friend is, a Man before his time, with his timeless conscience. Also, I wish to commend you for today's post. Excellent!
Reach
"Every rose has it's thorn." That's just great.
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