Day Dreams- About Football things
With the imagination of a hazy and foggy afternoon, this reporter dreamt the following:
In a bold move today, Tennessee Titans Executive Vice President and Head Coach, Geoff Fishingman, announced the release of the entire secondary offensive line. Ensuring a 53 man-team and retaining his elite players, Fishingman moved the primary offensive line to the secondary list and announced his personal recruitment of Eircheard Gordan Fearghasson from Scotland. “Fearghasson, of the Fearghas clan, is translated as ‘The Supreme Choice’ in their native language.” He continued, “Eircheard, hails from the small town of Dalbeattie, Scotland; sheltered in the valley of the River Urr and about 15 kilometers southwest of Dumfries.” In awe of Fearghasson’s size, Allen Descentrey, Special Teams Coach added, “He (Fearghasson) lives up to his namesake as ‘The Craftsman of The Super Fort’ and Curry (Coolheals, Titan Quarter Back) will never need worry about moving his feet- not that he does now.” Continuing in a Full Staff press interview, Borman Rockachow, the organization's Offensive Coordinator said with a smile, “He (Fearghasson) gained his strength from moving granite slabs in the town mills and (he) will become “The New Source of Force”. Tevia Watermanson, the team’s Strength and Conditioning Coach interjected, “To bad the fans will not be able to see Eircheard play this weekend, as the team is scheduled to play the Dallas Cowboys.” Continuing, he said, “Considering Terrell Owens’ Center Staging, spotlighting attracting efforts, and unexpected accidental over dose - We feel all eyes will be on Terrell, as T.O. likes to ensure. He (T.O.) seems to enjoy the spotlight from the side-lines when the opposing team's offense takes the field.” Much to this reporter’s surprise, Mr. Owens twin made a surprise entry while saying, “I’m here now the press may begin.” Without missing a beat, Eircheard stood from behind the stage, doubling as his press table, and announced to the media, “Nut ta worree, I’m plunnin un wurring me kilt!”
To which, Art Capilone, Executive Producer of Fox Entertainment, Sports, and Underwater Basket Weaving Division announced, the Titan/Cowboy game will be “Blacked Out!”
Reach
In a bold move today, Tennessee Titans Executive Vice President and Head Coach, Geoff Fishingman, announced the release of the entire secondary offensive line. Ensuring a 53 man-team and retaining his elite players, Fishingman moved the primary offensive line to the secondary list and announced his personal recruitment of Eircheard Gordan Fearghasson from Scotland. “Fearghasson, of the Fearghas clan, is translated as ‘The Supreme Choice’ in their native language.” He continued, “Eircheard, hails from the small town of Dalbeattie, Scotland; sheltered in the valley of the River Urr and about 15 kilometers southwest of Dumfries.” In awe of Fearghasson’s size, Allen Descentrey, Special Teams Coach added, “He (Fearghasson) lives up to his namesake as ‘The Craftsman of The Super Fort’ and Curry (Coolheals, Titan Quarter Back) will never need worry about moving his feet- not that he does now.” Continuing in a Full Staff press interview, Borman Rockachow, the organization's Offensive Coordinator said with a smile, “He (Fearghasson) gained his strength from moving granite slabs in the town mills and (he) will become “The New Source of Force”. Tevia Watermanson, the team’s Strength and Conditioning Coach interjected, “To bad the fans will not be able to see Eircheard play this weekend, as the team is scheduled to play the Dallas Cowboys.” Continuing, he said, “Considering Terrell Owens’ Center Staging, spotlighting attracting efforts, and unexpected accidental over dose - We feel all eyes will be on Terrell, as T.O. likes to ensure. He (T.O.) seems to enjoy the spotlight from the side-lines when the opposing team's offense takes the field.” Much to this reporter’s surprise, Mr. Owens twin made a surprise entry while saying, “I’m here now the press may begin.” Without missing a beat, Eircheard stood from behind the stage, doubling as his press table, and announced to the media, “Nut ta worree, I’m plunnin un wurring me kilt!”
To which, Art Capilone, Executive Producer of Fox Entertainment, Sports, and Underwater Basket Weaving Division announced, the Titan/Cowboy game will be “Blacked Out!”
Reach
posted by Reach | 4:41 PM
2 Comments:
Go Steelers!
There are times I think TO is a complete definition of bizarre, and other times I think th emedia is inventing half of his problems. Being in Dallas we are bombarded with the weirdness. I wish Jerry Jones had one ounce of ethics in his pockets instead of the dollars..
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